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  • Nobody flirts better than a girl with zero interest.
  • Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage I’m like “yeah, me know”.
  • Home is where you can look ugly and enjoy it.
  • Need to shave my legs again. Blow-drying takes far too long.
  • Everyone is always talking about raising money for dogs without homes, but what about the ones who don’t have cars?
  • Might mess around and reply to all work emails with “make me”.