Kinda rude when I spend money, and it actually leaves my bank account. But okay.

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Forget tagging friends, I want to be able to tag my enemies.

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Whoever named the grapefruit when there was already a fruit named grape. Incompetent legend. I wish we could hang out.

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Not the sharpest cheddar on the charcuterie board.

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I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words.

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Can anyone recommend some basic intrusive thoughts for someone looking to get into anxiety?

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When I finally snap it’ll be because I had to type my email address in on the TV.

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Pornhub should do a wrap-up of your year like Spotify does.

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Do you remember when you looked through binoculars upside down and everyone was really far away? That was nice.

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I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.

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The opposite of “taking candy from a baby” is “putting sunscreen on a toddler.”