Me, when someone’s obsessed with me: Yikes! Me, when someone’s not obsessed with me: WTF?

Me, when someone’s obsessed with me: Yikes! Me, when someone’s not obsessed with me: WTF?

Commentary:
"When someone's obsessed with you: Cue the 'Yikes!' soundtrack 🙈. When someone's not obsessed with you: Time to bring out the 'WTF?!' dance moves 💃. Moral of the story – balance is key, folks! ⚖️😂"

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