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Witty text about speed, humorously highlighting how quick a "quickie" really is.

Quickie so fast, it’s called secs.

Commentary:
"Talk about efficiency in the bedroom! 😂 When you're in a hurry, why settle for a 'quickie' when you can have a 'secs'? Just remember, time is of the essence! ⏱️😜"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged fast, humor, joke, play, play on words, quickie, secs, speed, time, words on May 24, 2026 by slickboy.

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