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I can only imagine therapists trying to resist saying, "Pics or it didn't happen!" 😂🛋️📸
28 Funny obsession quotes
Tech bro obsessed with “storytelling,” but hasn’t read a book in the last 5 years.
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When your favorite novel is the 10-page pitch deck! 📊📚😅
The 69 obsession turning into 67 is a recession indicator.
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Looks like the economy isn't the only thing feeling a little… flat 📉😅
Sex is cool and all, but have you ever tried obsessing over a mediocre person who’s just not that into you.
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When life hands you lemons, obsess over them ridiculously 🍋🤪
All I think about is death and sex.
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Balancing life's two inevitables: some exit strategies and entry plans! 💀😂❤️
Unfortunately, I am literally obsessed with the woman I am when I get stuff done, so I’m just going to keep doing that.
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That overachieving version of you should totally pay rent for all this motivation! 🏠💪😄
I’m obsessed with adding a second completely unnecessary tweet to all my tweets, like, oh, you thought I was done.
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Just when you thought it was safe to scroll… BAM! Bonus content! 😂📜🚀
Women are obsessed with Love Island, but when me and my boys do it in real life, we’re disgusting cheating dogs?
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Why splash through the drama of Love Island when your antics look more like a dog paddling in the kiddie pool? 😆🐕💦
I need you to think about me 23/7. You get 1 hour a day for yourself.
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Only if I can use that hour to plan how I'll think about you the rest of the time! 🕒🤔🧠
Flies are literally obsessed with flying into a room, then pretending they can’t get out. Grow up.
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When flies act like they're auditioning for a soap opera, buzzing in with drama and leaving with a flair for the overdramatic 😂🪰🚪