If I ever experience an earthquake, my first thought will probably be it’s Godzilla.

If I ever experience an earthquake, my first thought will probably be it’s Godzilla.

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"Earthquake? More like Godzilla making a grand entrance, am I right? πŸ¦–πŸŒ Hold onto your popcorn, folks! πŸ˜‚ #GodzillaVsEarthquake"

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