Schedule your appointment early in the month before your dentist starts fretting about their next boat payment. Posted on6 months ago6 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppSchedule your appointment early in the month before your dentist starts fretting about their next boat payment. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Yes officer, I’d like to file a restraining order against my dentist’s appointment reminder system. When someone asks me why I’m leaving the party early, I say “I’m late for an appointment with my pajamas.” I just shaved my legs and man, the next 7 minutes and 34 seconds before it starts growing back is gonna feel amazing. I’m giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I’m giving up. Eating chocolate for a month. It’s not too early to go to sleep. Too early only applies to waking up.
