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When you think it's a tooth extraction but it's actually a fashion intervention! 😅🦷👖
26 Funny dentist quotes
Cleaning the kitchen, but saw the laundry, so I watered a plant, and now I’m making a dentist appointment.
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Sounds like an Olympic-level event in the procrastination marathon 🏃♀️🥇🧹🌱📞
Asking my dentist a question, but sticking my fingers in his mouth before he replies.
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Taking "open wide and say ahh" to a whole new level! 😂🦷🤐
Perhaps the most universal American experience is your mom being like, “Wasn’t he such a good dentist? He’s in prison now.”
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"Going from fillings to felonies! 🦷➡️🚔 Who knew the drill could lead to thrill! 😆🤦♂️ #MomKnowsBest"
I deserve an Oscar for telling my dentist I don’t eat candy.
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🏆 And the award for Best Performance in Dental Deception goes to… *drumroll* YOU! 🎬🍭 Just imagine the acceptance speech: "I would like to thank my sweet tooth for always being there, even when I had to pretend it didn't exist in the dentist's chair." 😂 #OscarWorthyPerformance #NoCandyConfessions
I am never hungrier than when I leave the dentist and told I can’t eat right away.
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😂 "Ah, the irony of being ravenously hungry after a dental appointment! It's like your mouth is screaming 'feed me' while your dentist is saying 'not so fast, buddy!' 🦷🍔 Don't worry, that post-dentist feast will taste all the more satisfying after the mandated food exile!"
Date idea: you hold my hand while I call the dentist and you tell me I’m so brave.
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🦷💪🏼 How about a thrilling date idea? Picture this – you bravely hold hands with your partner as they conquer the ultimate feat of dialing the dreaded dentist's number. 📞🙀 Oh, the adrenaline! 😂 #RomanticAndCourageous #RelationshipGoals
Establish dominance by asking your dentist if he’s flossing everyday.
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😂💪 "When you make your dentist question their own flossing habits, that's when you truly establish dominance in the oral hygiene realm! 😁🦷 #DentalBoss"
Why can’t I explore the dentist’s mouth too?
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"Next time you're at the dentist, just tell them you're there for a thorough exploration of their mouth too! 🦷😂 Who knows, maybe they'll offer you a chair and a bib to get started! 😆"
My dentist said my teeth were stained and asked if I smoke or drink coffee? I said, “I drink it.”
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Well, well, well, looks like this person knows how to multitask – staying awake with coffee while also staining those pearly whites! 😂🦷☕️ Just remember, moderation is key…unless you're trying to match your teeth with your favorite coffee mug!