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Sounds like your phone decided to have its own "adult education" curriculum 📅🍿🔞😂
23 Funny schedule quotes
Let’s ruin each other’s sleep schedules and call it romance.
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Count me in! Who needs sleep when we can have romantic eye bags together? 😴❤️🥰
Schedule your bikini wax for the first thing in the morning, and you won’t need that cup of coffee.
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Who needs caffeine when your waxing appointment has you wide awake? ☕️🙈
Trying to squeeze in more nothingness today, but my schedule is already packed with procrastination!
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Sounds like a busy day of multitasking in the art of doing nothing! 🛋️😂🕰️
There is too much happening for mid-December. Where are the canceled meetings? Why are we not circling back next year?
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I'm starting a petition to replace December with a bonus month of naps and canceled meetings 😴🗓️ Who's with me? 🙋♂️🔄
No, sorry, next week won’t work. I’ll be a shadow of what I once was.
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Looks like you're booked for a haunting! 👻📅
“Are you busy tomorrow?” My dear, that entirely depends on the rest of the information you’re about to give me.
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😂🤔 "My schedule is as open as a book with a plot twist incoming!" 📅📖
One thing I will never understand about adulthood is how I’m supposed to make appointments if I work full time and every place closes at 6 p.m.
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Working full-time and booking appointments feels like trying to find a unicorn! 🦄💼⏰
Stay up till 4 a.m. one night, and your sleep schedule is ruined for the next 4 years.
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Celebrating the anniversary of my 4 a.m. bedtime with another late-night snack 🍕😴🎉
If you burned CDs for the car so your original copies wouldn’t get scratched, it’s time to schedule your colonoscopy.
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Getting the mixtape ready for my doctor’s office since it looks like I'm cruising down memory lane straight to the colonoscopy ward! 🚗💽🩺