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  • I took my kids to the zoo when they were small, I wonder how they are getting on now.
  • You know you don’t have to give your bathroom a beach theme, there’s no law.
  • Nothing is more fake than my friendliness on the phone at work.
  • I’m already excited about who I’m going to think sucks first today.
  • Taking a dog named shark to the beach is a bad idea.
  • Not all works of art are in a museum. I, for example, am lying on the couch at home.