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Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

Home is where you’ve left the shopping list.

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Imagine if every time you ate a grape you’d hear a soft voice whisper “that was my son…”

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Real introverts are too introverted to tell people they’re introverts.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.

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Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. Ironically, smoking bacon will cure it.

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I tell my kids winning isn’t everything and then I steal money from the monopoly bank.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved.

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I don’t dress for women. I don’t dress for men. I dress for the weather, mainly.

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Walking into someone’s house with healthy, thriving houseplants everywhere: “Oh, I see you dabble in witchcraft!”

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Some call it flirting… I call it just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive…

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I hate when cashiers feel the need to check if my money is real. If I could make counterfeit money, I wouldn’t be at the Dollar Tree, Karen.

Spotted on Twitch:

I really want to be nice, but annoying people just won’t let me.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Salt is just angry sugar.

Just shared via Slack:

No one is more hated than those two people who start a standing ovation.

Going viral on WeChat:

I need a six-month vacation twice a year.

Broadcasted on X:

No show does a misunderstanding / miscommunication plot better than Modern Family does.

Seen just now on Instagram:

This is actually worse than Biff Tennan’s future.

Going viral on Facebook:

Called in, “I’m a time traveler. I came in today yesterday.”

Trending via YouTube:

If I was polyamorous, I think Id date my girlfriend three times.

Making waves on Reddit:

Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.

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Funny cats quotes 🐱 are the purr-fect way to add a dash of humor and ✨ whisker-twitching joy to your day! Whether you’re a cat lover or just appreciate a good laugh, these feline-inspired quips are sure to tickle your funny bone 😹. From mischievous antics to lazy lounging, our furry friends never fail to amuse. Dive into a world where every meow tells a story and every paw has a punchline! 🐾🎉

New funny cats quotes 👇

7 days ago
Share →: I love talkative cats. Like, yeah, bro. Meow, meow! You’re so right.

Commentary:
When your cat's meow turns into a TED Talk 😸🎤✨
1 week ago
Share →: Cats spend two-thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.

Commentary:
Sounds like my cat's prepping for a career in "nap-tastic" film productions! 🎬😹💤
2 weeks ago
Share →: The 80s were wild, man. You had bands naming themselves after predatory cats with hearing problems.

Commentary:
I guess they really wanted music that was "purr-fect" but required subtitles 🐯🎶👂📢
2 weeks ago
Share →: I’m convinced that if Earth explodes, all the cats will land safely on the moon, on their feet.

Commentary:
"That’s one small step for cats, one giant leap for feline-kind! 🐾🌕🐱"
2 weeks ago
Share →: I tried meowing back at the cat to show him I was making an effort, but he just switched to English.

Commentary:
"When your bilingual skills impress the cat into speaking English, but he's still one step ahead! 🐱🗣️😂 #FluentInFeline"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Every day when I get home, I thank my cats for allowing me to live in their house.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, I'm just the live-in butler for two tiny fur dictators! 🐾🏡😺"
3 weeks ago
Share →: If cats could text you back, they wouldn’t.

Commentary:
"Waiting for my cat to text back is like waiting for a response from a magic 8-ball—I keep asking, but it feels like they just shook me off! 😹📱✨"
3 weeks ago
Share →: Gonna spend today following my cats into the kitchen and meowing at them until they give me treats.

Commentary:
"Finally mastering the art of reverse psychology—cat edition! 😹🐾🍣"
1 month ago
Share →: If my cats are going to insist upon me getting up early, they’re going to have to learn how to make coffee.

Commentary:
"Honestly, if my cats could brew a mean espresso, I'd be a morning person! ☕🐱😴"
2 months ago
Share →: It’s amazing how cats can ignore you with both ears.

Commentary:
"When you say 'come here' and they hear 'do absolutely nothing' 😹👂🐾 #Catologia"

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Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

I’m not good at quickly making up derogatory names on the fly, unless I’m driving.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

Handshakes should be banned. Touch our naked body parts together for all the world to see? Gross!

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

I’d never pick the lesser of two evils because that means they’re not even good at being evil either.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

I would love to go back to the days when the biggest stress was finding the best hiding place when playing hide and seek.

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Lifting my wife’s wedding veil and finding out she’s Darth Maul.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

There is no bigger day for microwaves than the 26th day of December. This is their Olympics.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

My goal in life is to not have to commit seppuku.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

I keep my eyes in great shape by rolling them constantly.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

The first thing you learn to draw in art school is money from your parents bank account.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

My parents still haven’t apologized for making me ugly.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I bring a very “are you going to eat your pickle” vibe to lunch meetings.

Seen just now on Threads:

Deeply unfair of people to assume I have my life together just because I’m boring.

Just shared via YouTube:

Candy cigarettes really used to be a thing and we really bought them and walked around like we were smokers at the tender age of 6.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

If you order a pizza with veggies on it, you can tell people you had a salad.

Breaking via Reddit:

Suffering from a forehead kisses deficiency (self-diagnosed).

Just landed via Facebook:

I’m an optimist and i understand how annoying that is.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I’m going to become more attractive or more delusional; I haven’t decided yet.

Just shared via Slack:

“Beauty sleep” is bullshit. I sleep 14 hours a day and still look like trash.

Spotted on Slack:

The world is in chaos, confess to your crush!

Seen just now on Reddit:

When I say “I’m open to feedback” I mean “I accept compliments.”

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