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I'd definitely check it out, but only after checking it for monsters first! 🚪📦👀
57 Funny cats quotes
The older I get, the more I understand why cats just walk away mid-conversation.
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Cats are basically the masters of 'Irish exit' and I think I just unlocked level feline in my social skills! 🐈⬛😂👋
Cats are the best authoritarians. You will do their bidding, and you will like it.
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Just another day in the feline dictatorship, where cuddles are mandatory and the naps are non-negotiable 😸😼✨
I love chatty cats like, yeah, bro, meow meow, you’re so right.
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Meow you tell me, who's the purr-son in charge here? 😂🐱🗣️
Fact: cats sit on your lap to dominate you.
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When my cat sits on my lap, it's not affection—it's a tiny fluffy takeover 🐱👑😼
What are cats even trying to do?
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Trying to break into the nap Olympics and master the art of ignoring humans! 🐱😴🎯
Imagine the sarcasm they’d dish out if cats could speak.
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Cats would probably insist we bow more and change the channel to the fish tank live stream.
When women get to a certain weight, you’ll notice they change their social media profile pictures to flowers, cats, or dogs.
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"Guess I need to find a cute pet for my new profile pic! 🐶🌸😹"
Do cats have a sense of causation between grooming themselves and coughing up hairballs, or do they think it’s just an annoying separate thing which just happens to them sometimes?
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Cats must think hairballs are the universe's surprise gifts—one minute you're clean, next minute you're saying "thanks, but no thanks" to a fur ball! 😹🎁
I know so many people with cats, and only a tiny number of them went to a shelter and picked out a cat. Everyone else I know with a cat has a story that’s like, ‘Yeah, he just moved in.’
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When the cats get better realtor deals than you 🏠🐈😸