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55 Funny cats quotes

Funny cats quotes 🐱 are the purr-fect way to add a dash of humor and ✨ whisker-twitching joy to your day! Whether you’re a cat lover or just appreciate a good laugh, these feline-inspired quips are sure to tickle your funny bone 😹. From mischievous antics to lazy lounging, our furry friends never fail to amuse. Dive into a world where every meow tells a story and every paw has a punchline! 🐾🎉

Japanese cats answering the phone be like, “Meowshi meowshi.”

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Me, first week as a volunteer firefighter thinking we only rescue cats: We’re going where?

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Cats clean themselves with their little fish breath mouths, but somehow they always smell like laundry detergent, vanilla, and happiness.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

If the earth was flat, cats would have pushed everything off it by now.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

My cat’s in a bad mood, despite eating and sleeping all day.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Cats are the best authoritarians. You will do their bidding, and you will like it.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I love chatty cats like, yeah, bro, meow meow, you’re so right.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Fact: cats sit on your lap to dominate you.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

What are cats even trying to do?

Posted onMay 18, 2026

Imagine the sarcasm they’d dish out if cats could speak.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

When women get to a certain weight, you’ll notice they change their social media profile pictures to flowers, cats, or dogs.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Do cats have a sense of causation between grooming themselves and coughing up hairballs, or do they think it’s just an annoying separate thing which just happens to them sometimes?

Posted onApr 1, 2026

I know so many people with cats, and only a tiny number of them went to a shelter and picked out a cat. Everyone else I know with a cat has a story that’s like, ‘Yeah, he just moved in.’

Posted onMar 31, 2026

Cats love to wake you up and go back to sleep. It’s part of their culture.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

I love talkative cats. Like, yeah, bro. Meow, meow! You’re so right.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

Cats spend two-thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

The 80s were wild, man. You had bands naming themselves after predatory cats with hearing problems.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

I’m convinced that if Earth explodes, all the cats will land safely on the moon, on their feet.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

I tried meowing back at the cat to show him I was making an effort, but he just switched to English.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

Every day when I get home, I thank my cats for allowing me to live in their house.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

If cats could text you back, they wouldn’t.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

Gonna spend today following my cats into the kitchen and meowing at them until they give me treats.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

If my cats are going to insist upon me getting up early, they’re going to have to learn how to make coffee.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

It’s amazing how cats can ignore you with both ears.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

Cats hear everything. They just don’t care.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

It’s funny how cats have ears on top of their head, but don’t use them.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

Do you ever look into your cats eyes and realize that a person is inside there?

Posted onMar 29, 2026

I am a friend to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

Cats are probably like: Oh, I should follow you on Litterboxd.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

Putting away the Christmas tree. Sad day for cats.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

Gonna start an app for cat sitters where they can review the cats they take care of and it’ll be called Litterboxd.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

I think you’re like the cat’s meow, annoying yet sweet.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

So single the neighborhood cats make ME dinner.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

If you need time alone, just announce that you need help cleaning the cats litter box.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying).

Posted onMar 26, 2026

I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

Posted onMar 26, 2026

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.

Posted onMar 26, 2026

I love that cats slap the shit out of everything they can’t understand.

Posted onMar 25, 2026

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