13 funny opposite quotes - Wordgag

There must be an opposite of suicide, where someone suddenly and radically decides to start living, and rescues their own life from meaninglessness.

May 29, 2026

What’s the opposite of FOMO? The feeling of knowing you made the right decision not going somewhere once you see or hear dispatches from it.

May 28, 2026

Eating wings is the opposite of flying.

May 27, 2026

Zelda was easier as a kid because if you hit a hard puzzle, you could just wait a few days for more brain matter to come in, but now it’s the opposite.

May 27, 2026

The opposite of “taking candy from a baby” is “putting sunscreen on a toddler.”

May 27, 2026

I am the opposite of artificial intelligence. I am authentic stupidity.

May 24, 2026

Unloading the dishwasher in the opposite direction just to feel something.

May 24, 2026

Drinking through a straw is the opposite of snorkeling.

May 23, 2026

My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said.

May 22, 2026

If you’re ever wondering what to do in an uncomfortable situation, just think “What would teenage me do?” And then do the opposite of that.

May 22, 2026

There should be an opposite of Valentine’s Day where you post Instagram photos of your enemy.

May 22, 2026

Tom and Jerry fooled me into thinking dogs bullied cats when it’s the opposite in reality.

May 22, 2026

If you ever think you can solve a parenting problem by doing the opposite of what didn’t work last time, the universe will just be like “Lol, nice try, dummy!”

May 21, 2026