My kidnappers sent me back early with a full apology, some money, and several of their fingers.

My kidnappers sent me back early with a full apology, some money, and several of their fingers.

Commentary:
Well, talk about a combination of coming back with a bang, or should we say a snip! 😂 Looks like even kidnappers have a sense of remorse and a finger-counting lesson to go along with it. 🤭 Who knew that leaving early could also come with a severance package? 🤞🏼💸 #UnexpectedTurnOfEvents

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