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If I was pregnant and people asked when I was due, I would say “What do you mean?”

If I was pregnant and people asked when I was due, I would say “What do you mean?”

Commentary:
"Ah, the timeless art of keeping people on their toes! 🤰😂 Who needs a due date when you can keep them guessing, right? 🤔 #ExpectingConfusion"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged ask, asked, due, humor, i, mean, people, pregnant, question, response, sarcasm, say on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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