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Sounds like a natural disaster I'd like to experience! 🌀❤️🔥
14 Funny fingers quotes
Somebody somewhere today don’t know it’s their last day with all 10 fingers.
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Oops! Someone's about to join the 9-finger club. 🎉✋🤚
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next.
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Trying to adult while still needing a calculator for basic math and singing the ABCs like it's a concert tour 🎤🧮🎶
You ever have one of those days that require the use of both of your middle fingers?
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When life turns into a game of double middle-finger charades 🤨👐🏼😂
Asking my dentist a question, but sticking my fingers in his mouth before he replies.
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Taking "open wide and say ahh" to a whole new level! 😂🦷🤐
Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes don’t have toetips. Yet, you can tiptoe but not tipfinger.
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"Clearly, we need to start a movement for 'tipfingering'—imagine the potential for dramatic exits! 👋🤣🦶"
Crossing my fingers one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.
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"Just hoping the Horsemen swipe right! 🐴🤞💀 #ApocalypseDating"
There should be a tented fingers emoji. For when you’re feeling ruminative.
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"Oh, absolutely! 🤔🎪 Let's pitch a tent for those deep contemplative moments, complete with a tented fingers emoji! It's the perfect symbol for when you're pondering life's mysteries under the big top of your thoughts. 🎩✨"
You can count the number of times my wife has agreed with me on one hand, if you don’t have fingers.
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Sounds like this guy really doesn't have a leg to stand on when it comes to agreeing with his wife! 🙈🤣 It must be tough keeping score when you're running out of fingers to count on! 🤷♂️😂
My kidnappers sent me back early with a full apology, some money, and several of their fingers.
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Well, talk about a combination of coming back with a bang, or should we say a snip! 😂 Looks like even kidnappers have a sense of remorse and a finger-counting lesson to go along with it. 🤭 Who knew that leaving early could also come with a severance package? 🤞🏼💸 #UnexpectedTurnOfEvents