14 funny fingers quotes - Wordgag

Cataclysmic events, such as your fingers on my skin.

May 29, 2026

Somebody somewhere today don’t know it’s their last day with all 10 fingers.

May 28, 2026

How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next.

May 28, 2026

You ever have one of those days that require the use of both of your middle fingers?

May 27, 2026

Asking my dentist a question, but sticking my fingers in his mouth before he replies.

May 27, 2026

Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes don’t have toetips. Yet, you can tiptoe but not tipfinger.

May 27, 2026

Crossing my fingers one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

May 26, 2026

There should be a tented fingers emoji. For when you’re feeling ruminative.

May 23, 2026

You can count the number of times my wife has agreed with me on one hand, if you don’t have fingers.

May 22, 2026

My kidnappers sent me back early with a full apology, some money, and several of their fingers.

May 22, 2026

Can everyone please turn their A/C off during the day, we need that power to generate images of people with eight fingers.

May 21, 2026

The only thing I know about AI is, it desperately wants us to have more fingers.

May 21, 2026

If my fingers don’t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean?

May 21, 2026

If you’re going to stare all night and not say hello, do you mind taking your fingers and squishing my head from across the room?

May 21, 2026