The police sent me a photo radar ticket so I sent them a photo of a hundred dollars, so I guess we’re even. Posted onSeptember 25, 2023September 25, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThe police sent me a photo radar ticket so I sent them a photo of a hundred dollars, so I guess we’re even. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $2 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst birthday presents ever. Apparently the thirstiest creature in the whole world is always a kid who’s been told to go back to his bed like a hundred times. Explain it to me like I’m five then do it for me like I’m one hundred. Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer and my alarm is the police. My mom sent me a text message so long I had to refill my Adderall prescription to read it.