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  • Coffee tastes so much better handed to me.
  • I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again.
  • Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”.
  • If you say something while exhaling smoke, it is 10 times more profound.
  • Reading for pleasure implies the existence of reading for pain. They’re calling it a PhD.
  • I give such good nudes that nobody ever needs to ask me for a second one.