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There are rumors that someone came down the chimney last night. This is preposterous. I would have lost my mind.

There are rumors that someone came down the chimney last night. This is preposterous. I would have lost my mind.

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🎅🔥 "Ah, the classic case of Santa vs. sanity! 🤪 Who needs evidence when we have our precious minds to protect? Don't worry, Santa, we've got our eye on you! 👀🎄"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged came, chimney, holiday, humor, i, last, lost, mind, night, preposterous, rumors, someone, surprise, unexpected on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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