There are rumors that someone came down the chimney last night. This is preposterous. I would have lost my mind.

Commentary:
πŸŽ…πŸ”₯ "Ah, the classic case of Santa vs. sanity! πŸ€ͺ Who needs evidence when we have our precious minds to protect? Don't worry, Santa, we've got our eye on you! πŸ‘€πŸŽ„"