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If you’re lost in the woods, start talking loudly about politics. Someone will come to argue with you.

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When we’re old, the children will use Covid to explain our brain damaged opinions much like we do to Boomers with lead. It is fate.

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I autograph every hotel Bible I find with “Best wishes, JC”.

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Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.

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Remember when you could lay in one position for hours, now you have to rotate like a rotisserie chicken every 15 minutes or a hip hurts.

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I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something is wrong with me.

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Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage I’m like “yeah, me know”.

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Computer dating is fine, if you’re a computer.

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If your problem can’t be fixed by coffee, tequila or sex then I’m out of advice.

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Fitbits are just Tamagotchis, except the stupid animal you’re trying to keep alive is you.