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When the price of avocados makes me consider taking out a mortgage 😂🥑💸
67 Funny lost quotes
I love people who refuse to follow the crowd. The crowd is always lost, follow your inner compass.
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When in doubt, at least my inner compass keeps me spinning in style! 🧭🔄😄
This football season, we need to bring back getting drunk and calling in to your team’s local radio show after the game. Such a lost art.
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Who needs art classes when you can master the craft of passionate post-game rants? 🎨📞🍻
I’m so old that when I take a walk down memory lane, I get lost.
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Lost in nostalgia traffic again! Guess I should have brought a GPS! 🗺️😂
Bloopers in movie credits is a lost art form.
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Bring back the blooper reels! I need to see my favorite actors proving they're human, one flub at a time! 🎬😂🤦♂️
My daughter’s new Bluetooth karaoke mic has suddenly and mysteriously disappeared, and we are all just so, so sad that we can’t find it.
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Looks like that mic took a one-way ticket to the island of lost socks and parental sanity! 🎤🧦🚀
Smoking weed and watching music videos as the hangout is a lost art.
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Rediscovering this art might qualify me for a PhD in chillin' 🤙🎶🌿
I made soup while whispering “He was never mine,” like it’s 1893, and I just lost my beloved to a duel.
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Stirring the pot like a Victorian drama queen! 🥀🥣✨
Channeling my inner forest ghost: hauntingly fabulous and slightly lost.
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Spooking my way through life: fabulous but forever needing a ghostly GPS! 👻✨🌲
(lost in the labyrinth and I’m wearing a Fitbit) Nice, got my 10,000 steps.
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"Exploring new paths and meeting my step goals—who knew getting lost could be so productive? 😂🚶♂️📈"