16 funny bedroom quotes - Wordgag

Sorry, my bedroom looks like a child with a credit card decorated it. Do you still want to bone?

May 30, 2026

Can you imagine being a 7th grade girl and being able to see your crush’s bedroom during Zoom math class.

May 30, 2026

I lied. There’s no sex. Can you help me put this fitted sheet on my mattress?

May 28, 2026

Parent hack: Shut your child’s bedroom door to make your house cleaner.

May 28, 2026

If you call me “daddy” in bed, I will immediately stop what we are doing and make you clean your room.

May 27, 2026

Life is so exciting. I was in my bedroom and now I’m in the living room. Who knows where I’ll go next.

May 26, 2026

Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.

May 26, 2026

I am brilliantly social for one and a half hours, and then I need to recover in my bedroom cave for two days.

May 24, 2026

She wanted me to impress her in the bedroom, so I showed her my organized sock drawer and my fresh matching bedding.

May 23, 2026

I hate when my cat runs into my bedroom and hisses at an empty chair, then runs back out again; and I then have to fall asleep holding a crucifix.

May 23, 2026

A Jackie Chan fight scene where he’s in an IKEA warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he’s accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set.

May 22, 2026

Whoever said “out of sight out of mind” never lost a spider in the bedroom.

May 22, 2026

At my age, a trail of clothes leading to the bedroom, means I dropped them on the way from the dryer.

May 21, 2026

The only fantasy I have in the bedroom these days is getting 8 hours of sleep.

May 20, 2026

All I want for Christmas this year is the housing market to crash, so I could buy a 5-bedroom, 4-bathroom house for $3.

May 19, 2026

In a relationship with my bedroom fan.

May 19, 2026