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  • Autumn and winter are coming. The time when I make myself tea and always forget that I’ve made myself tea.
  • If we start dating now, we could be feeding each other deviled eggs on Thanksgiving, and breaking up before we have to exchange gifts for Christmas.
  • How you conduct yourself when using plastic wrap is the real you.
  • Adult friendships are like, β€œhey girl, let’s keep rescheduling to hangout until one of us dies.”
  • I’m giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I’m giving up. Eating chocolate for a month.
  • I like to people-watch, but I’m an advanced people-watcher. When I spot another people-watcher, I like to watch them watching other people.