41 funny picture quotes - Wordgag

Girls take a picture of their legs in a bubble bath and say “guess where I am”. The library?

May 23, 2026

Found a picture of me sitting on Santa’s lap. Hard to believe it’s been a whole year.

May 23, 2026

Yeah, I can explain that gap on my resume, I tried to move a picture in Word.

May 23, 2026

I tried to take a picture of myself in the shower, but my camera kept fogging up. I have selfie steam issues.

May 23, 2026

Nothing more humiliating than sending a text message with a picture and the picture doesn’t send for ages and now you’ve said something sooo odd out of context.

May 22, 2026

Keeping a picture of my bed in a locket around my neck and staring at it longingly on my lunch break.

May 22, 2026

If I ever go missing, please print my picture on wine bottles and not on milk boxes. My friends are more likely to find me then.

May 22, 2026

Hit my coworker with “you’re a lucky man” after I saw a picture of his wife just to let him know that I want to sleep with her.

May 22, 2026

Those guys holding fish in their dating profile pictures are just demonstrating how they’ll carry you over the threshold after marriage.

May 22, 2026

Due to inflation, a picture is now worth 2300 words.

May 22, 2026

My new drivers license arrived and when I opened it, I gasped. How’d they get a picture of my mother?

May 22, 2026

I think I’m about six months away from the perfect ‘before’ picture.

May 21, 2026

Sometimes I rock it as a parent, other times I drop my phone on my sleeping child while taking a picture of it. It’s called balance.

May 20, 2026

Why did they call it an AI-generated picture and not a ‘fauxtograph’?

May 20, 2026

I miss the good ol’ days until I remember things like having to get out of my chair and smack the TV to get a clearer picture.

May 20, 2026

If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?

May 20, 2026

Descibe your boobs only using a picture of them.

May 20, 2026

I drink so much coffee, people feel jittery when they see a picture of me.

May 20, 2026

I love Pinterest. No opinions. No bad vibes. Just pretty pictures.

May 19, 2026

Girlhood is taking hundreds of pictures only to post one or none at all.

May 19, 2026

After smartphones, we never got pictures of Bigfoot anymore. You know why? That’s right: 5G killed all the Bigfoots.

May 18, 2026

Showing my barber a picture of a dinosaur.

Apr 1, 2026

Commenting “Obviously AI” on pictures of happy couples.

Apr 1, 2026

When women get to a certain weight, you’ll notice they change their social media profile pictures to flowers, cats, or dogs.

Apr 1, 2026

Therapists probably have to struggle so hard not to ask to see pictures of the people their clients are obsessing over.

Apr 1, 2026

Commenting “humiliation ritual” on a pic of my friend out with his family.

Apr 1, 2026

If I were to “picture everybody in the room naked,” I would be stunned and in awe of the beauty and diversity of the human form before me. But thanks for the advice.

Apr 1, 2026

My dad told my sister’s new boyfriend to stand at the end of the picture so he can crop him out whenever she dumps him.

Apr 1, 2026

People will be like “Nobody cares about your Spotify Wrapped,” and then post a picture of their baby.

Apr 1, 2026

I have this ability where I can look at someone’s profile picture and determine whether they are evil or not.

Apr 1, 2026

Wish I could step out of my body and take my own damn pictures.

Mar 31, 2026

Photogenic people are magical. You could snap a pic of them mid- explosive diarrhea, and they’d still look good.

Mar 31, 2026

Can you imagine how awkward it would be if your pet went on your phone and found the 1,000 pictures you have of them sleeping.

Mar 31, 2026

I hate it when I take a picture of myself and see 20 years of bad eating habits and no exercise.

Mar 30, 2026

I’m at the age where I consider any picture of me taken in the last ten years “current.”

Mar 30, 2026

Guys have good pics on their dating profiles because their ex took them.

Mar 29, 2026

I hate when people stare at me and don’t say anything. I mean, if you want an autograph or a picture just ask.

Mar 28, 2026

You give a man your heart and he’s gonna put it under another girl’s picture.

Mar 28, 2026

Going to look at the small picture for a while. Tired of seeing the big picture. Too much picture.

Mar 28, 2026

I taped a picture of my paycheck on my front door to keep all the solicitors away.

Mar 27, 2026