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When a kid draws me and I see a Picasso-level forehead: I'm flattered by the respect, but maybe my barber won't be. 😂🎨✨
42 Funny picture quotes
After smartphones, we never got pictures of Bigfoot anymore. You know why? That’s right: 5G killed all the Bigfoots.
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Guess even Bigfoot couldn't handle the upgrade 📱👀🦶🌲 #5GProblems
Showing my barber a picture of a dinosaur.
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When your haircut goals are a bit extinct 😂🦖✂️
Commenting “Obviously AI” on pictures of happy couples.
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When you realize even AI is scoring better on the relationship front 🤖💘
When women get to a certain weight, you’ll notice they change their social media profile pictures to flowers, cats, or dogs.
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"Guess I need to find a cute pet for my new profile pic! 🐶🌸😹"
Therapists probably have to struggle so hard not to ask to see pictures of the people their clients are obsessing over.
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I can only imagine therapists trying to resist saying, "Pics or it didn't happen!" 😂🛋️📸
Commenting “humiliation ritual” on a pic of my friend out with his family.
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When your friend treats a family outing like a celebrity scandal 🎤💔😂
If I were to “picture everybody in the room naked,” I would be stunned and in awe of the beauty and diversity of the human form before me. But thanks for the advice.
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Wow, I've never been to an art gallery and a conference at the same time! 🎨🤭✨
My dad told my sister’s new boyfriend to stand at the end of the picture so he can crop him out whenever she dumps him.
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Looks like sis's boyfriend is in the official "probation perimeter" of the family photos! 😂📸✂️
People will be like “Nobody cares about your Spotify Wrapped,” and then post a picture of their baby.
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My baby didn't pull an all-nighter listening to lo-fi beats, but they've dropped some sick beats at 3 AM 😂🎶👶