11 funny inflation quotes - Wordgag

Due to inflation, you can now eat food that has been on the floor for up to 7.3 seconds.

May 30, 2026

I’m confused how a cemetery can raise its funeral prices and blame it on the cost of living.

May 30, 2026

I love how we didn’t raise the minimum wage because it would make food more expensive, but then just made the food more expensive anyway.

May 30, 2026

The fact it costs $15 to get a basic meal at a fast-food restaurant now is comical.

May 30, 2026

It feels like it costs $100 a day just to exist anymore.

May 28, 2026

Due to inflation, alien abduction no longer comes with free probes. Humans are required to bring their own probes or may purchase a probe on board the spacecraft for a moderate fee.

May 27, 2026

Due to inflation and tariffs, my love now costs a thing.

May 26, 2026

50 is the new 30. Because it takes 50 bucks to buy what 30 used to.

May 24, 2026

Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’.

May 24, 2026

Due to inflation, a picture is now worth 2300 words.

May 22, 2026

Inflation is actually a good thing, it means money is going viral.

May 21, 2026