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  • For the record, I use a turntable.
  • I composed this post in a way that only the sexy can read it, so congratulations.
  • I hate when people stare at me and don’t say anything. I mean, if you want an autograph or a picture just ask.
  • Forget tagging friends, I want to be able to tag my enemies.
  • Just done a HIIT workout and if anyone sees me trying to do that again just go ahead and hiit me in the face.
  • Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick the one person you really hate and blame them for everything.