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Hotdog debates: the Olympics of online procrastination 🌭🤔🥇
39 Funny sandwich quotes
Legend says that when you’re overwhelmed and on the edge of a nervous breakdown, a small child will appear and tell you that you made their sandwich wrong.
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Ah, the mythical breakdown cure: a peanut butter critic in disguise! 🥪😅👶
Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.
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Sounds like Linda made a great lunch companion, but she was a little hard to digest! 🥪😂🙈
There should be a true crime story about feeding someone a peanut butter sandwich and giving them nothing to drink.
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Feeling personally attacked by this violent act of "peanut butter mouth"! 🥜🚫💦🤣
Sex so good, my left hand is making my right hand a sandwich.
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"That's one way to keep those hands busy! 😂🥪✋👋"
Someday I will make a sandwich that will change my life forever.
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"Just don't let it be the start of a long-term 'bread' relationship! 🥪🤣"
Rock bottom should give me free sandwich and coffee for how often I hit it.
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"Rock bottom must be tired of seeing me, they should start a loyalty program 😆🥪☕️ #frequentvisitor"
Whenever I’m not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich.
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Ah, the eternal dilemma of life – to sandwich or not to sandwich, that is the question! 🥪😂 It's a tough call when you're torn between your love for breakfast sandwiches and anything else that's not a breakfast sandwich. The struggle is real, my friend! #SandwichGoals
I miss being the age where the most devastating thing in the world was when my sandwiches got cut into squares instead of triangles.
Why is Subway asking me for a tip? Bro, we made this sandwich together.
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"Seriously, Subway? Asking for a tip when I basically just played sandwich architect with you? 🤔🥪 Maybe I should start charging them for my stellar sandwich-making skills! 💸😂"