Commentary:
Looks like gravity's ready to hand in its resignation! 🍃🙃
Funny physics quotes
I may be a chaotic mess, but then so is quantum physics.
Commentary:
"At least chaos is on brand for both me and the universe! 🤪🔬✨"
Bro, are you a black hole, because you suck energy and light?
Commentary:
"😂 Who knew physics could perfectly describe your Friday mood? 🚀🕳️ #EternalSnack"
Until I open the wrapper and look inside it’s Schrödinger’s Kit Kat.
Commentary:
"Is it a complete Kit Kat bar, or a pocketful of crumbs? 🍫🔍 Schrödinger's Kit Kat: the suspense is just a delicious way of keeping us on our toes! 😂"
Not single, not dating, but a secret third thing (quantum entanglement).
Commentary:
That relationship status where Schrödinger's cat is your wingman 🐱🔬❤️
The only thing limiting what you can put in a sandwich is your imagination and the laws of physics.
Commentary:
"Who knew that sandwiches were engaged in a constant battle with the laws of physics? 🥪💫 Maybe one day, we'll witness a sandwich so epic that it defies all rules of the universe! 🚀😄"
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons, and 85% morons.
Commentary:
Looks like the universe is mostly made up of morons 😜🌌 Better watch out for those cosmic clowns!
“Try it all before you die” is always drugs and sex, never quantum physics.
Commentary:
Why not risk it all and try quantum physics? You might not achieve enlightenment but you definitely won't end up with a tattoo you regret😂🔬👉