You can count the number of times my wife has agreed with me on one hand, if you don’t have fingers. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like this guy really doesn't have a leg to stand on when it comes to agreeing with his wife! ππ€£ It must be tough keeping score when you're running out of fingers to count on! π€·ββοΈπ Related Funny Posts π€ You’ve agreed to go out with me, so that’s going to immediately count against you. I had a heated but interesting discussion today and they even agreed with me at the end. That’s exactly why I love talking to myself. I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them. How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next. Let the good times roll. Let the bad times crawl. Let the acceptable times do the hopscotch.