23 funny agree quotes - Wordgag

On a first date, saying “agree to disagree” every time they share anything about themselves.

May 30, 2026

Don’t throw a relationship away just because you don’t agree with their choices, unless they wear Crocs, then it’s okay.

May 29, 2026

I feel like this holiday season, it’s important to remind people of the true meaning of Christmas: ghosts terrorizing rich people in the middle of the night until they agree to pay their employees more.

May 29, 2026

Before I agree to the new year, I wanna read the terms and conditions.

May 28, 2026

If she forgives you, then 30 minutes later comes back mad again: that means she told her friends in her group chat, and the board of directors did not agree.

May 28, 2026

I can’t stand people who require so much validation. Please like and share this if you agree.

May 26, 2026

Twitter is like talking to yourself in public and some random dude walking by agrees with you.

May 26, 2026

Lost another rap battle by just agreeing with everything the other guy said.

May 26, 2026

You can’t argue with me because I’ll just agree with you until you leave.

May 25, 2026

I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and retweet if you agree.

May 25, 2026

A dating app called Unhinged where you agree to meet up and fight each other.

May 25, 2026

I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and share if you agree.

May 25, 2026

Refusing to attend my brother’s gambling intervention until they agree to call it a slot shaming.

May 24, 2026

I just agree with people so that they stop talking.

May 24, 2026

I had a heated but interesting discussion today and they even agreed with me at the end. That’s exactly why I love talking to myself.

May 23, 2026

Can we all agree that Mini Cooper drivers need to put an extended flag on the back of their cars so the stalls where they’re parked stop looking empty?

May 23, 2026

When you try to be humble and say it’s no big deal and they agree with you.

May 23, 2026

I love how this generation broke the previous misconception that “people with tattoos can’t get good jobs” and now we all agree that “people with and without tattoos can’t get good jobs”.

May 23, 2026

At least men and women can agree on one thing: it feels amazing to take a bra off.

May 22, 2026

You can count the number of times my wife has agreed with me on one hand, if you don’t have fingers.

May 22, 2026

Oh really? We’ll see what the same six people who always agree with me think about that.

May 21, 2026

Start every meeting with, “Let’s just agree to disagree.”

May 21, 2026

I don’t argue anymore. I just agree and let the plot unfold.

May 20, 2026