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62 Funny hand quotes

Funny hand quotes 🤲😂 are the perfect way to tickle your funny bone and give a high-five to humor! Whether you’re waving hello to laughter or giving sarcasm a big hand, these witty gems are here to lend a hand in making you smile. From slapstick to clever puns, they’ll have you clapping with joy and maybe even facepalming in amusement! 🙌✨ Get ready to chuckle and share the fun! 😄👏

There’s nothing scarier than sneezing with a full cup of coffee in your hand.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Driving home, listening to Gangsta’s Paradise, with my hands at 10 and 2.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Rental car companies seem so insanely helpless at their one job. You show up at the airport, reservation in hand, and they’re like, ‘Wait, really? You wanted a car? Sorry, you totally caught me off guard.’

Posted onMay 30, 2026

I think I’ll just let my jazz hands speak for themselves.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Gang members are so lucky to have something to do with their hands in photos.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

According to my skin, hair, lips, and hands, I am doing Dry January.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Sorry for texting back instantly. My phone is in my hand, I’m mature, and I like you.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Not to brag, but I can shake your hand and forget your name simultaneously.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Hand sanitizer will find a cut you didn’t even know you had.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Making dinner with my left hand, so it feels like someone else is doing it.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

I could be staring at my hand locking my front door, and I still won’t feel 100% sure my front door was locked.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

What archaeologists are really looking for is a hand digging back.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Trying to eat with my left hand because I need a little excitement in my life.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Eating rice with my hands, but not in a political way. In a lazy, fat guy way.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I’m never really sure what to do with my hands when I go jogging, so I don’t go jogging.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

My mom asked me to hand out invitations for my brother’s surprise birthday party, and that’s when I realized he was the favorite twin.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Sorry, I’m late. I was trying to convince a bathroom hand dryer that I exist.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Can’t believe penguins have to publish all those books with their tiny hands.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

My signature move is me looking for my phone that I’m currently holding in my hand.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Befuddlingly, a palm tree won’t fit in your hand.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

The only lesson I remember from the pandemic is that you’re only supposed to wash your hands if it’s your birthday.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

“What’s love?” Grandma sliding money into my hand like a drug dealer. Yeah, man, that’s love.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

It’s not about the cards you’re dealt, but how you play the hand you’ve got hidden up your sleeve.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

A good way to get out of a conversation is to take off one of your socks and hand it to the person talking.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

The concept of dominant hands is hilarious to me. That one of our hands is just like, “No, I’m not helping.”

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Sex so good, my left hand is making my right hand a sandwich.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Sugar held my hand through every breakup.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

You can fake a smile, but you can’t fake jazz hands.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Imagine hating me, and I’m over here with one hand in my pocket, and the other one giving a high five.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

You look like something I drew with my left hand.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Date idea: you hold my hand while I call the dentist and you tell me I’m so brave.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Going to a concert with a tomato in each hand just to make the band nervous.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Sign at the zoo says “don’t stick your hand in the alligator cage”. Thanks, but I’ll do my own research.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Sorry, I liked your post one second after you posted it but in my defense, I’ve had my phone in my hand since 2012.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Nothing humbles you faster than your phone slipping out of your hand and hitting your face.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Be the lemon you want the world to hand to others.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

On the one hand, I’d love to look sexy in a bikini. On the other hand, there’s cake.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like ‘I don’t know how to hold a pencil.’

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I was at the cemetery when a little kid walked up to me and said she was afraid. I took her hand and told her that I used to be afraid too… when I was alive.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

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