Schrodinger’s Immigrant: A person who is simultaneously too lazy to work, but is also stealing your job. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppSchrodinger’s Immigrant: A person who is simultaneously too lazy to work, but is also stealing your job. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I don’t know which is worse, people stealing your jokes or people not stealing your jokes. I’ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome. I’m super lazy today. It’s like normal lazy but I’m wearing a cape. Stealing hoodies is for amateurs. Steal his car like a real woman. You’ll never be as lazy as the person who named the fireplace.