Celery is depressing green water wafers.

Celery is depressing green water wafers.

Commentary:
Ah, celery – the perpetual optimist’s glass-half-empty snack! 💧🌿 These slim and crunchy green sticks are like nature’s way of reminding us that healthy eating can sometimes feel like a chore. 🥗 But hey, at least they make a great dip vehicle! 😄 #HealthyEating #SnackStruggles

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