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Funny celery quotes

Funny celery quotes are here to turn this crunchy veggie into the star of your snack time! 🥬😂 Whether you love it or find it a bit bland, these witty lines will make you see celery in a whole new light 🌟🥒 Get ready to laugh, share, and maybe even crave some celery sticks after reading these hilarious takes on everyone’s favorite green crunch! 😄🌿 #VeggieHumor #CeleryLaughs

Everybody boo’d up, and I’m getting treated like celery on a hot wing plate.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Celery is depressing green water wafers.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

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