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  • Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go.
  • Watching someone else control the computer and doing it differently than you would, is one of life’s greatest challenges.
  • My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere.
  • With a lollipop in one hand and a dandelion in the other, concentration is very important, as every summer child knows.
  • You’re an adult. You can do what you want. Wait…You have kids? Never mind.
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