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Canceling plans is my cardio 😂📅🚫
38 Funny plans quotes
Sorry, can’t make it, just remembered I don’t want to.
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That moment when your couch suddenly has a magnetic pull stronger than any social plans 🤣🛋️📞
Have a good weekend, unless you have other plans.
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Guess my plans for the weekend involve escaping this existential dilemma 😂🍿🤔
Being a writer means canceling your plans so you have time to write, and then spending hours avoiding writing.
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Procrastination: the only thing writers do on schedule! 📚✍️😅
Sure, you can invite more people to the plans we made 2 months ago. The more, the merrier. Also, I’m not going now.
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Sounds like our plans are getting a party upgrade! Too bad I'm switching to ghost mode 👻🎉
Sorry, I had to cancel plans. The prophecy said so.
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Looks like the stars aligned for some quality couch time 🔮🛋️✨
Every Friday, I’m like, “This weekend I’m getting my life together,” and then… I don’t.
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Weekend resolutions: 0, Couch potato: 1 🛋️🥔🎉
Absolutely love wanting to do a lot of things and ending up not doing even one! Yay.
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The ultimate paradox: Mastering the art of ambitious procrastination! 😂🙌✨
I love canceling plans. I didn’t want to go in the first place. I just wanted to be invited.
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When you’re more into the RSVP than the actual plan 🥳🚫✌️
People out there having five-year plans, and here I am waking up just hoping I remember what day it is.
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Five-year plans? I'm just aiming for five-minute ones! 😂📅🧠