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The great thing about having a mouse in your house is that I’m sure it’s just the one mouse, probably.

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I hate when I’m typing away, expecting autocorrect to have my back, and I look down and just see awjdbdmkskan.

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Once again I feel like I slept in a washing machine.

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Thinking of becoming the “where’s my hug” guy in prison.

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It’s important to get out of the house every once in a while to get excited about going home.

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4 out 3 people struggle with math.

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Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never met shredded cheese.

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I used to mix Mountain Dew with the cheapest vodka I could find, and I called it the Blood of Mannaroth because it’s green and turns you into an orc.

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Laziness is the art to rest before one gets tired.

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But babe, that’s my emotional support Lord of the Rings Extended Edition.

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Vegan zombies be like: GRAINS!

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Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”.

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How dare you say I’m crazy on the eve of my cat’s wedding?

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I have no desire to work now. I had five days off in a row where I dined at a feast and was entertained at a cinema. I have flown too high to return to a laptop.

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Sometimes I’m just so exhausted I have to go to bed and scroll my phone for the next 2-3 hours.

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People pass a joint around like it’s no big deal, but the minute I ask someone to do that with their Subway sandwich, I’m a weirdo.

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I childproofed my house but the kids still get in somehow.

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Called in, “Hey, macarena!” this morning.

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A coffee the size of Manhattan please.

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This can’t be the same body that used to be able to stay up all night.

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25 Funny plans quotes

Funny plans quotes are the perfect way to embrace life’s unexpected twists with a smile 😄✨ Whether your carefully crafted agenda goes sideways or you just love laughing at the chaos of spontaneity, these witty gems will brighten your day and keep things lighthearted 🎉💡 Get ready to chuckle, relate, and maybe rethink those “foolproof” plans! 🚀😂

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I’m beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on the bus do not go round and round.

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I’ve got a headache, and it’s affecting my entire future.

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I’ve been in a bad mood since like 2010.

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Before ball parks were invented there was pretty much no way to give someone a rough estimate.

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We’re putting that movie you love back in theaters on one random Wednesday — and we’re not gonna tell you until Tuesday.

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I will never understand why our washing machines feel the need to lie about how much time is left. If you need more time, just let me know, that’s fine.

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I am MTV, still played music videos, years old.

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It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.

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If reports from this daisy are accurate, she loves me not.

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I can relate to God because it also takes me a full week to finish something that still kind of sucks.

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Sorry, I laughed at your bad joke. I was trying to flirt.

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“You’re a flirt!” God forbid a girl has good communication skills.

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Can someone come over and take this phone away from me?

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It’s a myth that we only use 10% of our brain, but I definitely know people who use less than that.

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Yoda, seeing himself in 4K: HDMI

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Everyone gives pleasure in some way, one when they enter a room, the other when they leave it.

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I will not accept a hint. I will act dumb until you say it clearly to me.

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A little sign under the doorbell that says, “think twice, adventurer.”

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I autograph every hotel Bible I find with “Best wishes, JC”.

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Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?

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