I want my house spotless, but kicking my kids out seems wrong. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI want my house spotless, but kicking my kids out seems wrong. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 You don’t know your own leg strength until you’re kicking the end of a hotel tucked bed sheet. Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself. People will be like “there is no right or wrong way to do it” until you do it the wrong way. Me: Maybe it’s the weed talking but your apartment seems enormous. IKEA Manager: Sir. Coding: Where incessantly talking to yourself seems completely normal and debugging is like being a detective in a movie where you are both the detective and the perpetrator.