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Do you ever want sleep but sleep doesn’t want you?

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My boyfriend moved in with me straight from Hotel Mama. In a way, I’m now a single parent.

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According to my calculations, we’re all screwed.

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Sledding is the best! (until you have to walk back up the hill)

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My parents didn’t raise me to be rude, I had to practice.

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Voice messages. Just call, goddamnit!

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When you see a squirrel, you’re bound to say, “Awww, a squirrel!”

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If you don’t laugh at my jokes then I will.

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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.