Every guy wants to be called Daddy till that test comes back positive. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"When 'Who's your daddy?' takes a plot twist! ๐ ๐ผ #UnexpectedPositivity" Related funny posts ๐ค Guys love being called โdaddyโ until the pregnancy test comes back positive. Men will ruin your whole life then come back and like your story. A gender-neutral equivalent of โsugar daddyโ is glucose guardian. I’m not calling anyone daddy unless I’m asking for money for the mall. Not looking for a sugar daddy, but something more of a pay pal.