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I noticed you haven’t posted in a few weeks, and just wanted to thank you.

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My card got declined at the barbershop so they put all the hair in my mouth and squeezed me until it came out of my head.

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You ever tried driving the speed limit and thought, “They can’t be serious.”

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I’m at that age where someone can call me the wrong name and I’m just like “whatever, I’ll be Dan for a minute”.

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By the time I meet the right person, I’ll probably be the wrong person.