I have now spread out a blue tarpaulin in the garden. I want it to look like I have a pool on Google Maps.

I have now spread out a blue tarpaulin in the garden. I want it to look like I have a pool on Google Maps.

Commentary:
"Just another day in the life of a backyard illusionist. ๐ŸŠโ€โ™‚๏ธ Who needs a fancy pool when you can have a 'Google Maps special'? ๐Ÿ˜‚ #BackyardGoals"

Trending Funny Quotes ๐Ÿ‘‡

  • When planning dinner, remember that ice-cream has both calcium and protein.
  • Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face.
  • I donโ€™t get it when people say they are only a โ€œlittleโ€ angry, I am either not mad or will kill you.
  • If you ever have a crush on someone and want it to end, listen to a podcast they are on.
  • Schrodingerโ€™s Immigrant: A person who is simultaneously too lazy to work, but is also stealing your job.
  • Not to brag, but my best yoga pose is awkward facing dog.