Commentary:
Why deal with columns and rows when eternal repose could be the ultimate spreadsheet escape plan? 😅🧮⚰️
Funny spread quotes
I’m just here trying to spread a little joy while the world burns. Is that so wrong?
Commentary:
Spreading joy like it's confetti and the world is on a BBQ 🍿🔥😄
Kids today have it much easier. When I was growing up and something bad happened, we had to go outside and spread our misinformation in person.
Commentary:
Ah, the good ol' days of spreading rumors like the town crier of misinformation! 🗣️🤥 Kids today have it so simple with just a few clicks to spread rumors faster than wildfire. 🔥 Let's hope they also inherit the responsibility to fact-check before hitting that share button! 🕵️♂️ #ThrowbackThursday #TechyTimes
Everyone else time traveling: Preventing wars or the spread of disease. Me: Buying multiple pairs of my favorite shoes they’ve stopped making.
Commentary:
"Priorities, am I right? 🕰️👟 Who needs to save the world when you can save your shoe collection instead? #TimeTravelGoals"
I have now spread out a blue tarpaulin in the garden. I want it to look like I have a pool on Google Maps.
Commentary:
"Just another day in the life of a backyard illusionist. 🏊♂️ Who needs a fancy pool when you can have a 'Google Maps special'? 😂 #BackyardGoals"
When I was a young boy, the doctor told me I had a lazy eye. By the time I was 50, it had spread to the rest of my body.
Commentary:
Well, sounds like that lazy eye wasn't so lazy after all – it just needed some time to motivate the rest of the body to join in on the fun! 🤪💪 Who knew being lazy could be so contagious? 🤣 #LazyEyeGoals