Funny garden quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Oligarchy sounds like something you dip your breadstick in at the olive garden.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the elusive Oligarchy sauce—the perfect pairing for your breadstick-dipping adventures at Olive Garden! 🍞🥫 Just be careful, too much Oligarchy might lead to an unexpected hierarchy of breadstick hoarders at your table! 😂 #BreadstickMonarchy"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Her heart is an abandoned garden filled with ghosts and dying flowers.

  Commentary:
  Ah, her heart is like a haunted floral shop, where ghosts tend to arrangements of wilted blooms, each petal whispering tales of lost love 👻🥀🌿💔🌹.

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Our neighbor complained that our cat is always running through his garden. My father said: “Okay, I’ll tell her.”

  Commentary:
  Looks like the cat's out of the bag… and into the garden 🐱🌿! Good thing your father is fluent in meow-negotiation! 🗣️😸 #NeighborhoodDrama #GardeningSkills

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The eyes are the windows to the soul. A mustache is the front garden, and the mouth is that big pothole the council should do something about.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eyes shining bright like glittering windows to the soul 💫… but oh my! That robust mustache proclaiming 'welcome to the front garden' 🌳… and that big pothole of a mouth crying out for some city council intervention 🚧! A charming mix of character traits indeed! 😄"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I have now spread out a blue tarpaulin in the garden. I want it to look like I have a pool on Google Maps.

  Commentary:
  "Just another day in the life of a backyard illusionist. 🏊‍♂️ Who needs a fancy pool when you can have a 'Google Maps special'? 😂 #BackyardGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My outdoor flowers are doing amazing this year because I left them at the garden center where they belong.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, they're truly thriving in their natural habitat at the garden center, soaking up all the attention and plant care they deserve 🌺🌿 Who knew the secret to perfect flowers was leaving them where they truly belong?"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Painted a big H in my garden to see if I can trap a helicopter. Wish me luck!

  Commentary:
  🚁🪰 "When life gives you a garden and a whimsical dream, why not give helicopter trapping a gleam? Wishing you all the luck in the world, may your 'H' stand for 'Hover' and not 'Hilarious!' 🪂🪶"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I wanna stand with you on a mountain and throw you into the sea, or whatever Savage Garden was on about.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, Savage Garden – the masters of blending romance with questionable mountain etiquette! 🏔️💔 Who knew love could involve such adventurous aquatic activities? 😂 Let's hope 'standing on a mountain' with someone doesn't lead to a one-way ticket to the sea! 🌊 #SavageGardenShenanigans"

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