12 funny blue quotes - Wordgag

My washing machine is over here taking load after load, like Bonnie Blue.

Apr 1, 2026

Tailgating me while I’m going 90 in a 45 is crazy. And those red and blue lights on top of your car look stupid, btw, lol.

Apr 1, 2026

Roses are red. Blue got me thinking. I reckon it’s time for some excessive day drinking…

Mar 30, 2026

Roses are red, violets are blue. When I listen to rock music, my neighbors do too.

Mar 30, 2026

We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of the blue she said, “I’ve decided I want to be cremated.” I said, “Alright, get your coat.”

Mar 29, 2026

Accidentally wore a blue shirt to Walmart and now I’m in the stockroom showing Sue how to use the forklift.

Mar 28, 2026

Attention: will the owner of a small blue planet with tectonic plates please attend to your vehicle. It is overheating.

Mar 26, 2026

I have now spread out a blue tarpaulin in the garden. I want it to look like I have a pool on Google Maps.

Mar 25, 2026

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew.

Mar 25, 2026

I leave the blue tick on WhatsApp so that people can see exactly when I wasn’t interested.

Mar 25, 2026

We’d never met, or even spoken, but I could tell just from gazing into her pale blue eyes I had stepped on her toe.

Mar 24, 2026

I think that police officers on foot should wear blue flashing sneakers.

Mar 24, 2026