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They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure it’s haunted.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

We should be able to take our arms off when we go to sleep, we have the technology.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Hear me out, a Q-Tip that doesn’t bounce out the trash can when you throw it away.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

When I’m president, I will add an additional hour between 6 and 7pm.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

My retirement plan is recording a hit Christmas song. I just need to learn how to sing and write music.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Getting a nose ring, so I don’t lose my keys.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Putting a blanket over my boss so he thinks it’s night time and goes to sleep.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

First date idea: Couples Colonoscopies.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I have now spread out a blue tarpaulin in the garden. I want it to look like I have a pool on Google Maps.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Police cars should play ice cream truck music when they’re pulling you over for something minor.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Thinking of starting a true crime podcast. Gotta explain this search history somehow.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

My doctor told me to try a milk bath. Adding the Cinnamon Toast Crunch was my idea.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Feeling lonely? Just glue a coffee cup to the roof of your car. Everyone will wave to you.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

A dating app for people who are way too into cookies, called Crumble.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Painted a big H in my garden to see if I can trap a helicopter. Wish me luck!

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I think that police officers on foot should wear blue flashing sneakers.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I bought a watermelon and all I can think about is filling it with vodka.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Saving up ketchup packets in the fridge so I can one day open my own restaurant.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I’m putting free wifi on my gravestone, so people will come visit me.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Could you set a lightsaber on low and use it as a back scratcher?

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Every time you rub your eyes, they should change color a little.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

They should make statues of regular people, like you’re walking through the park and there’s a statue of your friend Jeff.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

If you wave your keys in front of a giant house, people will think you own it.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

I was feeling kinda lonely this morning so I glued a coffee cup to the top of my car so people would wave at me.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

Date night idea: fight another couple.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

First date idea: you rescue me out of the tree I got stuck in while looking through your windows.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

A dating app that matches people by the conspiracy theories they are interested in.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

First date idea: I lean in close and surprise you with a wet willy.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

They should have a section on the wing of the plane where people can go out for a cigarette.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

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