I’m trying to cut back on how much sense I make.

I’m trying to cut back on how much sense I make.

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"Who needs sense when you've got charm and pizzazz? πŸ€ͺ✨ Let's make confusion fashionable, darling! πŸΈπŸ’ƒ"

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