Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- The person opposite me has a donut. I do not have a donut. That should be my donut. This person is now my arch nemesis.
- Vote for me, I’ll cut the alphabet in half.
- I’ve never been cut in half by a magician, but I have worn jeans on Thanksgiving. Same thing.
- Half the world is mentally ill. The other half is to blame.
- We all have needs. I need my wife to go run errands so I can swipe the last donut.