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  • My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a GjΓΆrfbunkle.
  • If there’s no open mouth cougher on the plane they hold the flight until they can find one.
  • You’re so cultured I’mma start calling you Yogurt.
  • I’m never drinking again, unless something is going on later today.
  • I’m putting free wifi on my gravestone, so people will come visit me.
  • I think I look pretty okay for my age. It’s just when I hold menus two feet from my face that I know the ruse is up.