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  • Being excited to get in bed really is a different level of adulting.
  • When fireworks were invented, it was ‘hisssss’ to ‘wheeeee’ in the making.
  • I talk to my dog like she’s human and, like most humans, she looks at me like I’m an idiot.
  • Celebrating President’s Day by not doing anything I promised I would.
  • I wonder how much this “Never mind, it’s only 10 bucks” has already cost me?
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