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Facebook friends are like pens. You may have 150, but only 5 are writing.

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"Facebook friends are like pens. 🖊️ Some are sparkly gel pens that write profound status updates, while others are just plain BIC pens collecting dust in the drawer. ✨ Choose your writing companions wisely! 😉"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged comparison, Facebook, friends, humor, media, pens, relationships, social, social media, writing on May 21, 2026 by slickboy.

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