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I talk to my dog like she’s human and, like most humans, she looks at me like I’m an idiot.

I talk to my dog like she’s human and, like most humans, she looks at me like I’m an idiot.

Commentary:
"When you have conversations with your dog and she gives you that 'are you for real?' look, you know who the real genius is in the room. 🐶🤪 #DogHumor"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged communication, dog, human, humans, humor, i, idiot, looks, me, pet, relationship, talk on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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