Dear nurses, you don’t have to announce my weight, just write it down. That’s why I have my eyes closed when I’m on the scale. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppDear nurses, you don’t have to announce my weight, just write it down. That’s why I have my eyes closed when I’m on the scale. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed. AI is trained on what we write, so if we want to save our jobs we should all write really badly for a while. I’ve been doing my bit for years. People would be more motivated to lose weight if the weight they lost went on to someone they didn’t like. Got a new high score on my bathroom scale. Standing on a scale and thinking: so much wisdom and inner beauty can’t be light.
